Our Mission | Fantasy Fiction Writer | Alani Santamarina
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We here at the website for a random author believe in reigniting the human race’s sense of wonder, respecting all ideas, even blatantly stupid ones, and creating a safe space for anonymous people to complain about my work.

We strive to bring the word “sinistral” back into common usage, increase literacy rates among the affluent, disaffected valley girls, and sacrifice cliff notes to Cthulhu.

Our mandate compels us to embrace all the absurdities of life by raising awareness of the Galapagos Goat War and carrying out the complicated and ludicrous funeral arrangements mandated by my mother in the event of her death.

We are committed to preparing for the eventual robot take over of the job market by creating works of art too irrational to be duplicated by a logical computer and popularizing the resulting book series (my book series, preferably) among the future denizens of Mars.

Naturally, above all things then, we encourage people to read my book instead of doing what they are supposed to do.

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